Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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