turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
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