Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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