I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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