I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize
