I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
