But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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