two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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