she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
I touched a dick in church today
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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