I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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