I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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