evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
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