hell yes lets make some ravioli
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
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