porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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