I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
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