i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
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