That's when you crack a 10am beer
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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