i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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