Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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