Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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