Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
not ubering you a puppy
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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