pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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