Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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