Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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