i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Did we literally take a cab across the street
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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