im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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