your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
The only way I can describe the noise he makes when he has an orgasm: dying walrus.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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