if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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