im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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