i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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