We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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