I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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