Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you mean i was at the winter classic?
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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