I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
