Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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