But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Just invented taco cereal.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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