She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
What a dumb baby whore.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
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