everyone is single if you try hard enough
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
Randomize
