Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
foreskin is a definite game changer
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
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