i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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