Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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