Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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