I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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