If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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