It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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