ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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