Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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