you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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