More tranny stories later!
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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