so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
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