do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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