Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
Who would you rather hang with tonight, drunk me or high me?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Randomize
