The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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